We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them
“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”
because it’s a big fucking secret rite
”Because in the end, when you lose somebody every candle, every prayer is not gonna make up for the fact that the only thing that you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock…with a birthdate carved into it that I’m pretty sure is wrong.”
- My mom: Do the dishes
- Me: *places sock on counter*
- My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
- Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
- My mom: wait what?
- Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
- Me: *runs to room*
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
you da boooombbbbb as well!!!
hahaha. i miss you.<3
does he know she calls him fifty
i don’t recall ever seeing her say it out loud
at some point in the book he says he’s “fifty shades of fucked up” i dont recall if she’s ever called him fifty though.
ok so when i work drive thru and i take orders i have to tell th e customers what their total is
and one time the total came to $6.66 so i yell HAIL SATAN really loud buT MY MANAGERS WERE RIGHT THERE AND I DIDNT REALIZE AND I TURNED AND LOOKED AT THEM AND THEY WERE JSUST STARING So i turned and looked at them and i said you arent allowed to fire workers based on their religious preferences ok
this just made me laugh
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
i rebloged this with ease. suck a dick honey boo boo.